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Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
10:54 am - Woooooo
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current mood: creative
current music: Amalia Rodrigues

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Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
6:41 pm - JAPAN
Japan was amazing, but what stinks is all I can show for it is a ton of old video games and a very messed up sleep schedule.

current mood: cranky
current music: Beat Crusaders - Japanese Girl

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Friday, January 13th, 2006
12:42 pm - Los Tres Yeahs
So I got two of them (which is all ticketmaster would let me get)...
two tickets to the second YYYS show at Bimbo's!

Oh yeah! Anyone want to come?

Tix are here: http://www.bimbos365club.com/bands.html

current music: YYYs - Modern Romance

(get punched in your face)

12:42 pm - Los Tres Yeahs
So I got two of them (which is all ticketmaster would let me get)...
two tickets to the second YYYS show at Bimbo's!

Oh yeah!

current music: YYYs - Modern Romance

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Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
11:49 am - Coco Beware
Finally! The YEAH YEAH YEAHs are putting out a new album this March 28th. Entitled "Show Your Bones," the first single's coming out early march and it's called "Gold Lion."

Pretty happy about this, it's been a long time with very little new YYYs stuff!
Maybe me and Eric can get on the new DVD.

current mood: creative
current music: YYYs - Pin

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Tuesday, December 27th, 2005
9:55 am - Stupid Gomespot Awards
Seriously, this year they're being whiny retards. Basically, the awards they're giving out this year seem like they've missed half of the stuff out there.

Best use of a peripheral? (It should be going to Guitar Hero)

Best platformer, funniest game, best character design, best game no one played, etc... all go to Psychonauts? Come on, guys... you're just mad no one bought the game so they're not going to make a sequel.

At least Civ 4 won best strategy game, but they ended up giving a half dozen awards to xbox 360 games that no one's played and can't possibly be better than the ones in that catagory - especially since gamespot themselves gave those xbox 360 games lower ratings.

If the president ever comes back in to best buy, this time I'm going to take my crowbar and make him pay.

current mood: cranky
current music: Doooon't yoooou forget about meee

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Sunday, December 25th, 2005
2:58 am
Merry Christmas everyone!

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Saturday, December 17th, 2005
3:25 pm - Wild World
I'm better, I'm done with my finals, I registered (I'll be taking M W F classes next semester), and I don't have to return to school until January 31st! That's like 6 weeks off from school!

One great thing about finals was the fact I played a ton of old music when I was writing, and got to re-discover some tracks I missed years ago. (Namely my old Pedro the Lion albums...)

I'm totally happy all my classes are finally over and this next semester I'm pretty excited about my line up: Greek and Latin roots in English, Shakespeare: Representative Plays, Age of the Romantics (poety), The Structure of English, and a class on Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

So while I'm still working like 5 days a week at Best Buy, I'm finally down to hang out and chill - give me a call, I've got the time now.

current mood: complacent
current music: Pedro the Lion "Lullaby" (download it!)

(get punched in your face)

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005
10:22 am - Sick
Okay guys, I'm still sick.

I've been sick since Black Friday with some horrible flu/cough/fever/sore throat/headache thing.

I've been sleeping all the time and when I'm not at home, I've been in class.. trying not to sleep.

I'll let you guys know when I'm feeling better.

current mood: crappy
current music: Doctor Who Theme song

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Monday, November 7th, 2005
9:45 am
So apparently new shoes can really hurt your little toe. Last night I cleaned and closed shoe-less at Best Buy.

Today, I'm going to try to see a doctor.

And pancakes can fly if you hurl them the right way.

current mood: confused
current music: Ouch! The Rutles

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Monday, October 31st, 2005
1:42 pm - I was off for a minute
In Civ 4 I played as Julius Caesar ruling the Roman Empire starting the game at 4000 BC.

By 350 BC Moses led the Holy Roman Empire into Egpyt and sacked their cities and 600 years later, all of Egypt was under control. Later, in 600 AD, Homer (the 'author' of the Iliad and the Odyssey) went into battle with my Legions against Alexander the Great. Homer promptly died and I wasted an epic person.

This Halloween I'm going as one of the Crazy 88s. Hella crazy 88.

So what guys, like two days before the house is ours? I'm working late again this Wednesday - Best Buy can be really crappy.

current mood: creative
current music: Ninja works it

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Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
10:29 am
All right Age of Empires 3 AND Civilization 4 are both out!

Too bad I've got two big midterms over the next two days and then another next week. I guess that'll give time for the torrents to download...

current mood: curious
current music: National Anthemic

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Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
9:35 am - woah there Mr. Green
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Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:128
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current mood: hot
current music: Kermit's "Rainbow Song"

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Monday, September 12th, 2005
9:11 pm - "I'm no tame sigher, but a rampant lion of the forest."
I've been really incredibly busy these last few weeks. SF State has just consumed me, Latin being one of the main areas of work, and Best Buy... Well, it's still Best Buy and I'm still doing returns and exchanges.
Other than the tedious, I've been dancing like crazy. No, I'm being absolutely serious - that and trying out bars in the city. Places like Velvet Lounge, Popscene, XYZ Lounge, Suede (That was Salsa for three hours), and of course the ever-lovin' El Rio have all been highlights.
Another thing, I saw "The Exorcism of Emily Rose," which was actually good from my biased point of view. I know people are upset over some of its overly religious themes, but I went into the theatre thinking: "How'd I get talked into this? Oh Wait... Raquel!" and left feeling "Hey, that was pretty good.. and there was a good message spread."
Also, that night Raquel won free tickets to Flogging Molly when we were driving there. Soundcheck was on, and I started dialing to win the prize, but I handed the phone over to her so we wouldn't crash and die. No, we lived AND got free tickets. Best of both worlds, in my opinion.
Now, I've got to memorize lines from Aphra Behn's play "The Rover," I get to be the title character "Wilmore." Meaning, he's a Rover.. or what we'd now call lovingly in 21st century terms as: perverted old lecher and/or swinger. You know, me to a 'T'.

The Rover (Sample Lines):

Belvile: (angrily) "Why yes sir, they are whores, though they'll neither entertain you with drinking, swearing, or bawdry; are whores in all the gay clothes and right jewels; are whores with those great houses furnished with velvet beds..."

Wilmore (Me): (coolly) "... Where do these fine whores live?"

current mood: content
current music: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

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Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
8:49 am - Because we all know I'm just like Howard Stern and Roseanne
the Shock Jock

(61% dark, 46% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

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current mood: cranky
current music: David Bowie - Starman

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Thursday, August 18th, 2005
2:44 am - Wow, I never post anymore...
...And this isn't even a real post.
Here's some of my favorite reads/listens/etc..

Music:
--Albums--
Piebald "All Ears, All Eyes, All Time"
-If you didn't listen to their first album get this one, or DL a few like "The Six Eighter"
The Good Life "Album of the Year"
-It's that guy from Cursive doing less heavy stuff.. pretty good, but not as good as "the ugly organ"

--Singles--
(just download these ones, they rock)
Karen 0. & Squeak E. Clean "Hello Tomorrow"
Honorary Title "Everything I once Had"
Piebald "Part of your body is made out"
Nonpoint "Tribute" (erik feels me on this one)

Books:
"Oryx and Crake" by Atwood is awesome, so is
"Survivor" by Chuck Palahniuk.

current music: Mineral "Gloria"

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Wednesday, July 6th, 2005
4:40 pm - Remixing a song is like admitting you were wrong
Yeah, so moved into beautiful ol' Alameda... with my Grandma. Totally moved out - never going back to Daly City - moved out.
Other than that, work's taking up a lot of my time. Although partying in El Rio Monday nights certainly takes a load off. Speaking of which.. El Rio in the city this Monday? It's dollar drinks and I've got a wallet full of one dollar bills. You know you wanna, I mean look:



current mood: Mysterious and Scientific
current music: "He tried to kill me with the forkliiift..."

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Sunday, June 12th, 2005
3:12 am - Here's to you, Mr. Close
Well, busy day. Had to first say goodbye to Quinn who came over, cleaned out his room, and left his keys. The room looks great and smells fine, and I'll miss him. Now that he's out with her, I'll probably never really see him ever again. Good luck to you, Quinn.

Hung out with Garrett again today, on his last day here. A great day, and as he said himself: "It's not about Location, it's about where you go.. I mean, who you're with, who you're with!" That sums it up, and I'll be praying for Garrett. For his health, his marriage, his new military career, and his future.

current mood: crushed
current music: the pavement "spit on a stranger"

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Thursday, May 26th, 2005
2:26 pm - "And she's still up watching Vacation"
Oh yeah, Friday night around 6-ish I'm going to try to get people to come over and watch VACATION. We'll probably start watching it later, around 8, just let me or Luke know.

(get punched in your face)

2:20 pm - The Mighty Mississipp'
Wow, so New Orleans was incredible. As I'm sitting here and preparing for my last final all I can think about is going out and living life. The experiences from being around a great friend, to a completely different atmosphere, to seeing a friend you've known since high school get married have all left an impression on me.


Much love to Garrett and Nancy Close, married May 22, 2005.

current mood: creative
current music: Iron and Wine "each coming night"

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